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Erik: The main protagonist, based loosely off me, the author of this abomination. And a victim of several plots. |
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Ryan: A friend of Erik, generally being inept or strange. A self professed "Vizard". |
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Franklin: An associate of Erik, often at odds with him. Generally just an annoyance, but an occasional antagonist. Slain by Erik now and again. | |
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Wyltheow: A friend of Erik who's quite fond of heavy metal, and playfully mocking him. |
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Emo Guy: A sad, sad emo guy. Who likes Taquitos. |
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Harrison: A mutual associate of Erik and Ryan. Often to be found with Ryan when Erik is not about. Aren't they precious?! |
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A Bear: A well armed bear, thanks to Erik's exercising of his right to "Arm Bears". God bless America... |
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Mr. Sparkle: Someone Erik knows, and another "Vizard", much to Ryan's distress. |
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An Alien: Probe wielding alien who owes Erik "dinner and a movie". I doubt he has a green card. |